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link: *struggling to pull the master sword out of its pedestal*
midna: me in the pussy if i’m being fully honest with you
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Midnas!
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me and my buddies are goofing around inside the inner sanctum. the high council will never find out. and even if they do they have no way to punish us…
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Customer: OUR SISTER DENISE
DMV: D=DICK
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: WIFE HAS A DOCTORATE IN EDUCATION AND STANK IS A NICKNAME
DMV: Urban Dictionary says it means whoreish trashy or stinky and can have sexual connotations…?
Verdict: DENIED
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