notkatniss:

notkatniss:

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

comment-tube:

marinella-ela:

undeadhorse:

lurkeratthethreshhold:

i think we can all agree it’s a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don’t have a “milk socket” you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

petzah394:

nflstreet:

Don’t care. Die.

My cat when I last fed him 3 minutes ago

pobblebonked:

normal human legs

orbgirl:

orbgirl:

i wish my computer could handle streaming guilty gear more so i could subject people to the sounds i make when i hit the stupidest mixups and resets ever on chipp zanuff

i could talk about chipp zanuff and his funny games of rock paper scissors so much but sometimes there are options you can throw out “because fuck it, theyre thinking of my funny rock paper scissors, lets find out where throwing a new object into the mix lands”

chipp zanuff is a character for people who like kicking someone 1000 times and exploding violently if you fuck up

also you have an awesome otter you can summon

orbgirl:

i wish my computer could handle streaming guilty gear more so i could subject people to the sounds i make when i hit the stupidest mixups and resets ever on chipp zanuff

i could talk about chipp zanuff and his funny games of rock paper scissors so much but sometimes there are options you can throw out “because fuck it, theyre thinking of my funny rock paper scissors, lets find out where throwing a new object into the mix lands”